Monday 26 February 2024

Mahmoud finds a treasure

 

Mahmoud drilled the last hole in the wall of the future kitchen, then inserted the screw anchors into all of them. He sighed and climbed down the ladder. Two more hours until the lunch break. For now, he could have a coffee and cigarette, while Shuki and Yaakov were hanging the kitchen units. He was getting too old to be climbing up and down all day. His knees hurt, and his back creaked. His eyes were not as sharp as they used to be, and his bladder was beginning to give him the trouble of old men. Yet, he could not admit it even to himself, because who would feed the family, if he couldn’t? He knew that day would come eventually, sooner rather than later, and if the Jews were looking forward to their retirement, grandchildren and travelling, he could only look forward to silent resentment of his daughters-in-law and the forced obedience of his sons. He was not a citizen of Israel, so no pension awaited him in his old age.

There wasn’t enough cardamom left, and the coffee tasted weak, pale, just like the face of that new boy Yaakov just hired, Shalom. What a funny name. Arabs named for war; Jews named for peace. Weaklings. He shrugged. This was the way of the world.

“Mahmoud! Where the devil are you?” – Yaakov yelled. They needed another man to support the units. Yet, Mahmoud did not reply. Just another minute of rest. He shook the ashes off his cigarette, staring fixedly at his dirty and scarred hand, and thinking that one day, the hands of his newborn grandson, Amir, would look like that, too, unless he could scrape up some more money and send him to university in Cairo. The boy should be a lawyer, he is so smart, always making arguments. He sighed again. “I’m coming!” – he yelled in the direction of the kitchen.

That was exactly when the building shook. Something crashed down in the kitchen, and breaking glass sang out a sad note right behind him. It was as if a giant took a deep breath in the mountain under them, stretching after centuries of sleep, and began chewing the sheer rock under the new building. It sounded like a whole escadrille of fighter jets flying overhead. Then the floor became soft. Marble tiles turned into the dunes by the coast near Ashdod, even though they were on a hill overlooking Jerusalem. The Jews in the kitchen yelled something out in Hebrew, and thundered down the unfinished stairs. Mahmoud made his way down, too, quaking with the most primitive and instinctual fear, the same one that makes animals find their way out of a burning forest, without a thought or a plan. Yet, at the bottom of the stairs, instead of turning to the exit, the light and air, he pushed his way past the bales of sand meant for the floors, into the basement, where the storage rooms were meant to be, and squatted down by the rock wall, not yet dressed in stone. The tiles prepared for the job were piled up haphazardly in three different places, and Yaakov just hasn’t found anyone to blame for that yet.

The giant under him yawned, and Mahmoud saw the vast mouth of the earth opening up to swallow him. Forgetting all the right prayers, he covered his eyes with his hands and waited to be crushed by the hundreds of tons of concrete towering over his head. Then, the grinding noise stopped, the floor was solid again. Mahmoud opened his eyes and thanked Allah for surviving. He was covered in mud and pieces of rock, scratched and bruised, but otherwise unharmed. His heart was still racing, and he got up shakily to go back upstairs, when he realized… There was a mouth of a cave staring at him, and inside it, piled one on top of another, there were three ancient-looking amphoras and five stone chests.

Outside, the sirens wailed. He heard the other workers yelling out his name and asking if he was OK. He realized he had two minutes at most, before the treasure was found and claimed for the State. Yet, this was his once in a lifetime chance – to stop slaving on building sites, to send Amir to university, to add another floor so his son Nasser could take a wife, at last… He looked around frantically. The amphoras were too big and heavy to hide, and he had no time to check what was inside them. He knew scrolls could fetch the most, but he couldn’t see any scrolls anywhere. On top of the stone chests, he noticed a small metal box. When he lifted it, he gasped at its weight – it fitted in the palm of his hand, but weighed at least as much as an adult-sized bike. It’s got to be something special and expensive, to be stored like that, in a lead container. He shoved it hastily into the pocket of his jeans, hoping it wouldn’t tear, and turned to leave the newly formed cave.

“Here you are, man!” – Yaakov clapped him on the shoulder. Then he breathed out an oath. “Look what we’ve got here! A treasure!” He stood there for a while, just staring in awe at the mysterious containers. Then he ran out to call Antiques Authority. Mahmoud followed him, “We mustn’t touch anything! I thought all building projects were approved by archeologists, but look at this here! Come on, you will be rewarded for finding this!” He rubbed his palms together, his corpulent belly swaying right and left with the move. Then he pulled up his jeans and adjusted his kippa. Mahmoud shivered with distaste, and turned to leave. He wanted to have a look at the thing he took – curiosity was gnawing at him. Yet, he couldn’t exactly take another break now, when they were all discussing the earthquake and the treasure. They finished hanging up the kitchen and installed the sink before a phone call came, ordering them to stop all works at once until further notice. The archeologist on duty was on his way.

They sat outside, smearing thick hot pita bread from the bakery with labane or hummous, still talking about the earthquake. Many old buildings had collapsed… they all knew someone who lived in those areas. Shalom, being the youngest, chopped up some vegetables, and Shuki brewed some more coffee. Mahmoud got up slowly and headed for the nearest bathroom. They all heard a blood-curdling long scream. Then silence set in.

By the time Yaakov finished breaking down the solid wooden door, there was nobody left to save. In the bloody mess on the floor they found some severed fingers, sliced off as if by a giant razor, and Mahmoud’s leg, cut off with geometric perfection. But the strangest thing of all was that the toilet bowl was sliced in two, as well, with the same uncanny precision. Yaakov had enough time to see that the floor was being sliced with something invisible, cleaving the wall on the floor below them into two neat halves, moving slowly and deliberately towards the belly of the earth. It was small, grey, and it smelled of something like burning vinegar, but the metallic smell of blood overpowered everything. Then he slammed the door, and vomited all over himself and his workers’ shoes, undigested pieces of pita mixing in with the stream of bright-red blood leaking out from under the door.

What he remembered later, when the TV and radio hosts wanted to speak to him, was just the freckled young face of the archeologist, with beads of sweat glistening on his forehead, screaming out one word: “Shamir! Shamir!” and talking some nonsense about the Temple and the Messiah and everything being real. “How did you just let it go?!” – he demanded. “You catch it, idiot. It just killed a man here.” – Shuki spat out at him then. The archeologist was pulling his hair out, wailing that not a soul would believe him about this. Yaakov refused to be interviewed, saying the event traumatized him too much, and they all clucked their tongues and said they were so sorry. Shuki delivered stories worthy of the “Thousand nights” to anyone who would listen, until the public lost interest. Shalom had simply disappeared – his bride wanted nothing to do with him, until he denied any connection to the event. Mahmoud’s family received a hefty compensation from the company, after signing the report that spoke of a concrete mixer knife being dislodged by the quake. The family built another floor in their concrete shell of a house, enough for two more sons to take wives. The archeologist was hospitalized with a nervous breakdown, and Yaakov made his wife cook extra shabbat meals, so the only man who understood what happened could recover and explain. Biblical scholars from all over the world made their way to him, yet he stubbornly refused to speak to anyone, until the memory of the event was scattered by the four winds of Jerusalem, carried into the Judean desert by the winter gales and burnt to a crisp by the heatwaves of the summer.

Yet, if you creep quietly into the back yard of the building set slightly back from Jeremiah Street in Jerusalem, and ask the neighbours about the treasure, they will confirm every word, and even show you the graves of Yaakov the Builder and the young archeologist, who never recovered his sanity, after you solemnly promise to never, ever share this story with anyone else.

 

Sunday 25 February 2024

All matters of healing

 

All medical institutions smell the same – of disinfectants and waiting. There’s also a whiff of human suffering clinging onto the walls. Grimy baby toys with cracked wooden rings, mounted on the wall by paediatrician’s offices should probably be warded off with red tape for all the germs they carry. Grim leaflets describing the terrible effects of smoking and obesity, and the benefits of extra vaccines call in vain to the visitors, who are too absorbed in their own worries. And only the pious men in black hats rock back and forth over heavy volumes printed in eye-twisting miniscule letters, while their toddlers in faded onesies and distended diapers explore the shiny bleach-flavoured floor and smile up at kindly old ladies.

Unlike those morose places, alternative medicine places smell of sweet almond oil, incense, and pampering. They are scattered all over the ancient city, spicing up the wild stew of Jerusalem with their tingling Chinese music. This particular college also smelled of burning sage, brand-new things packaging, and lavender oil. In the classrooms, students slouched over massage tables, taking notes and relaxing, as the wind chimes at the entrance rang in tune with the weather and the time of day.

When God made the Jerusalem of Old, He set the hills running, rising and receding like the waves of the sea, until He ordered them to be still, and they moved no more. Then, over the millennia, the city climbed up them, and spilled over into the adjacent valleys. Then, eighty years ago, when survivors made their way home to build their State, He felt so emotional and needed to wipe His eyes, and so it happened that He dropped his spice rack right in, and every flavour spilled out, filling the city with all kinds of faith, love and madness. Musing along those lines, Diana sat on the steps of the college, cradling her lucky teddy bear, wrapped in her lucky blanket, printed with the logo of Beitar football team. Today was the day that would decide her whole future. If she passes, she will be a fully qualified and certified “Touch Specialist”, as they liked to refer to it. Massage, reflexology and Su-Jok were her passions. Actually, she had no doubt that she would pass, but the teddy bear was still necessary. She was too nervous to think straight. Next to her, a tall Russian girl called Julia was trying her best not to smirk about the teddy bear, or comment on it. Her giant mug, decorated with the coat of arms of St Petersburg, had a branch of liquorice bush sticking out of it, and Julia was being careful not to take her eye out while drinking. Right above them, Dor the guitarist was quickly going over his notes for the exam. His hair, dyed fluorescent yellow and purple, was gathered in a neat pony tail, and even his torn jeans looked more neat than usual. He was chewing on an apple – again. As a vegan “raw foodist”, he was perpetually starving, and had to “feed”, as he called it, even in class. Bananas, apples, celery sticks and even raw beetroots disappeared one after another behind his ginger stubble, yet his cheeks remained sunken, and the dark circles around his eyes could hardly be blamed on “lack of sleep”.

Sarit the secretary same out to invite them in for the exam. Leah, a short lady with swollen feet and distended belly, which hasn’t had the time yet to shrink since her most recent birth, adjusted her multi-layered turban and settled in the front row. Outside, her husband was walking back and forth impatiently, with the baby in a sling on his front and an army rifle hitting his legs in the back, drinking coffee and waiting to whisk her back to Psagot, a tiny settlement hugged on all sides by the hostile city of Ramalla, where their other children waited. Dor settled next to her, still chewing. In front of him he put a soy pudding with a plastic spoon, and a waxed cloth bag decorated with red polka dots, full of sprouted beans and celery sticks. Diana, Julia and the others sat right behind, in the second and the third rows. Liat, the mysterious Tel Avivian who barely ever spoke, settled in the desk chair by the window. She kept on pushing her sunglasses up to hold her hair back, and twisting the ring on her left hand as she wrote the answers slowly and deliberately. Fatma and Amira sat together and on the edge of the classroom, as they always did, their black hijabs and long dresses in sharp contrast with the colours of the clothes everyone else wore.

Diana put her teddy bear as close as possible to her exam paper, and began filling the pages with her slanted handwriting, losing all sense of time. How do you treat a pulled gastrocnemius muscle? And what about rotator cuff injuries? Oh, those were nasty, that she remembered… Maybe some gentle stretching? Heat? Cold? She couldn’t remember…

Time passed, sticky with effort, stretching and contracting in the rhythm of their knowledge and confidence, punctuated by Dor’s chewing and Julia unwrapping her carob protein bar.

At last, the time was nearly up. Julia was predictably the first to hand her exam in, and as she opened her phone, it bleeped unpleasantly with the warning sound they all recognized at once. The security alerts app sound like a barbed wire going through your ribs. All the heads turned. “Do not disturb your friends!” – Sarit hissed at her in a worried whisper. Then she grabbed Julia by the wrist and breathed in her ear, “Where?”

“Tel Aviv. A shooting attack on Dizengoff. Three dead, twelve wounded”, - Julia’s accent was suddenly much more pronounced. Red blotches appeared on her cheeks, then spread to her forehead. She tugged at her neckline, then reached into her backpack for an asthma inhaler.

A gasp travelled around the class. Dor stopped “feeding” and hastily swallowed so he could talk. “Have they caught the terrorists?” – he asked.

“Say what?” – Liat jumped out of her seat, letting the exam papers slide down to the floor.

“Hush, hush! Nu, really! It’s the exam!” -Sarit was flapping her arms like a wounded flamingo, her pink sleeves flying up and down, but her voice was not steady.

“I don’t care… “– Liat whispered. The colour drained form her face and she ran to her backpack, then tried to pull the string open with shaking hands. On the third attempt, the bag opened, but her phone and wallet fell out, scattering credit cards, bus cards, and discount cards all over. She ignored them, and began dialling numbers. Diana left her exam, and started to pick up the scattered items.

Julia focused her gaze on the two Arab girls, still sitting in the corner, as if trying to highlight their separateness. Fatma suddenly found the tip of her pen very interesting, she could not stop studying it in minute details. Amira was staring out of the window, as if the panic and distress of the people around her was contagious, and she wished to avoid it. They would not look at each other, or at the other students. Then Fatma began studying the acupuncture chart on the wall.

Diana picked up the last card, only to realize that it was a yellowed photograph of a boy in a soldier’s uniform. She handed the items to Liat, who was still clutching at her phone by her ear. Their eyes met, and Liat’s voice suddenly filled the room.

“Yes, that’s my brother, thanks for asking.” – Her tone was bitter, her voice rang like crystals of ice in a glass vase. “Second Lebanon War. He was trapped in a burning tank. We buried what was left of him without looking, there was nothing left to identify. My uncle died in the two helicopters accident over Shaar Yashuv. My father fought in Yom Kippur War. My grandma walked out of Auschwitz on her own two feet, even though she weighed just over thirty kilograms. Her grandfather was killed in a pogrom in Russia. I’m just an Israeli, like all of you.” – she looked around the room. “Well, like almost all of you” – she added, even more bitterly. “Sorry for oversharing.” – She shoved all the cards into her backpack, without looking at them, and walked out in long purposeful strides. Sarit carefully folded the exams into the damp blanket of silence and fear that settled over the classroom. “You can leave, if you need to…” – she offered hesitantly.

Diana hugged her teddy bear close. If only it could offer some comfort to people like Liat… then she had another idea. She dragged one of the empty massage tables into the centre of the room. “Who wants a reflexology break? Come on, this is exactly why we studied this… so we can help people. You can hug him as I’m treating you. Anyone?”

“I’ll add in a head massage on the other side” – Dor piped in. His eyes were wet, and he wiped his nose on his sleeve.

“Sure,” – Leah was the first one to climb on the table. “Then I’ll take over form you.”

More students walked in, unaware of what just transpired.

“Breathe into your pain…” – Dor muttered, making sure not to touch the complicated turban as he pressed points in Leah’s neck.

“It’s absurd that the sun is shining just as before, and yet, we lost three more people…” – Diana found herself pressing Leah’s feet so hard that her "client" winced. “Sorry…” – she sighed. Leah nodded.

The wind chimes at the entrance were singing the tune of summer. Sarit lit a candle under the oil burner, then dripped a few drops of lavender oil inside. “To calm the students…” – she thought. Another "client" climbed up onto the treatment table.

Nobody noticed Amira and Fatma leaving.